Fake news - 2

Srinvasan's latest statement - Gurunath is my son in law, but he is not as bad as these dirty cricketers. He is always an enthusiast and I saw him as a savior of cricket, like Laxman Siva ramakrishnan and Kris Srikanth, to name a few. In fact, I wanted to propose Gurunath’s name to the ICC technical committee, but he was busy with managing the Chennai super Kings, err. No, he was busy watching CSK’s matches that I could not put forward his name. Having said that I will not interfere in any of the committee’s findings as long as they clear my name. If not, they know what to expect. No one has asked me to step down. If the 1 billion people want me to quit, that’s their personal opinion. I have the full support of all my family members, including myself. So there is no need for me to step down.

Meanwhile Lalit Modi cried foul and said that if he has had a son in law, he would never had to leave the country.

Sonia mentioned that it’s the sons in law who keep the family tradition intact, rather than the son or the law. So she fully supports Srinivasan in this hour of need, hoping that he will reciprocate some of the support when her son in law gets in trouble (again).

Manmohan singh, as usual was busy keeping mum so there is nothing new to report there.

Narayanasamy indicated that this problem will be resolved in 15 days. When reporters pressed to know more, Narayanasamy indicated that he had already spoken to the Russian scientists who are working in the Kudankulam power plant to look into the issue. He also said that, because of this, the actual opening of the Kudankulam facility will be delayed by 15 days.

Vijaykanth said that this is the reason why he believes in brothers in law rather than sons in law.