Cricket toon

Short bits

• I have been given a time out once by my wife. But, when I told that to my friends who are married, they all thought that the number was too low to even mention it.
• I drive so well that a buffalo wanted to ride with me once. Unfortunately, it didnt know where the passenger seat was and ended up on the car's bonnet instead
• i wanted to telecommute one day and the request was turned down on the grounds that i cant work from home on a "bring your spouse to work" day